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| A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the
parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was
chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner.
He was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while
they waited.
"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard
here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first
person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television
set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it.
He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer,
had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his
sister. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people
were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good
and loving people.".....
Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies
at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave
his talk. "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the
politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in
confession."
Moral: DON'T EVER BE LATE.
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| I am on my Thanksgiving Break. It started officially last friday. This 9 day break will be great, although I have a lil work to do. Yall come on down to Atlanta to visit me! | | |
| A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and
relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd
found, the
first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with
a piece of
chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the
teacher asked him what it was.
"It's a period," he replied.
"I can see that," said the teacher, "but what is so exciting about a period?"
"Darned if I know," he said, "but this morning my sister was missing one. Mommy
fainted,
daddy had a heart attack and the boy next door joined the Navy!" | | |
| I don't know what to say. So I will just say to all of my peeps
on Xanga (Kisha, Deidra, Dwayne, Chrisella, Jameya, Chan, Jeree, Bree, Poody and of course my lovely girlfriend Terrica)
THANKS FOR EVERYTHING. EACH OF U HAVE BEEN GREAT!
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| For the first time, I have came across a class that I absolutly hate:
Spanish. And this is just Spanish 1; I have to take Spanish 2 as well
next semester.
But at any rate, I don't know what it is about the class. The teacher
isn't hard or whatever. I guess I hate memorizing a whole lot of
information. Remembering all those spanish words and knowing them in
three and four tenses is really killing me. See, in my major
(Sociology), there isn't much memorization. U analyze given information
and make a synopsis based on the knowledge u have from the textbook.
But it isn't a whole lot of memorizing.
I'll be aight I guess....
PS Yall pray for me!
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